The Guard

Received a call oh my HP on 27 July 4.30 pm

Caller: Hello this is the guard.

ss: Guard? who?

Caller: The guard at the main gate.

ss: What main gate?

Caller: The GUARD at the MAIN GATE!

ss: Erh, which main gate? at [my office name]?

Caller: No, I am the GUARD at the MAIN GATE!!!!

ss [grit teeth]: But there's quite a few main gates in Singapore. Which main gate?

Caller [speaking to another party]: you better talk with him

Caller 2: Hello, this is tow truck here at Ardmore Park.

ss [light goes on, suddenly it makes sense now]: Hello fren, I am at (office address), you already pick up my car at 2pm, I think kah (call) salah (wrongly) leh.

Caller 2: Oh sorry....

END OF CALL